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Ajekun iya lo jee….!!!
Ajekun iya lo jee….!!!
Ajekun iya lo jee….!!!
Bros!
Yes Thomas, what’s the problem? Am sorry Bros. It’s just that you were so engrossed with Ajekun iya that you didn’t notice my entry into the house. My brother…, victory at last! We finally laughed the last laugh. Ah! Bros, the last time I checked, I can’t remember your case with anybody. Even your first wife whom you divorced unexpectedly never institute a court case against you. The community is also a no go area because, everyone knows you are the village HEADMASTER who breaks the news more than Sahara reporters.
Point of correction Thomas, guide your tongue because I will not condole insult from you this morning. Am sorry Bros. You had better be. Anyway, I am the happiest man on Earth this morning. Senator Dino Melaye had just escaped been recalled from the Senate.
Bros, are you saying the four GHANA MUST BAGs dumped in front of Melaye’s office by INEC officials actually contained fake recall documents? Thomas, not only were those documents fake, they were the products of miscalculated lies. Miscalculated lies? So who is the pathological liar? Thomas, I want to see my children’s children. So details later….
No vex Bros, it’s just that I am a fan of the Senator. His out-spoken style had accorded him much love and accolades from few Nigerians like us. Thomas, thank God you said Nigerians. But certainly not Kogites. Not even the Okun community where he hails from. So Bros, how did the recall process failed since you said his people did not like him (Dino Melaye)? My brother, the gospel truth is that, the failed recall of the Senator shows how unhappy the people had become with their governor. As a matter of fact, Kogites are the victims of a horrendous activities of governance.
The governor who happened to be the youngest Nigerian to hold such office since the rebirth of Democracy is clueless, tribalistic, incompetent and ingratiating. So the people simply collected the sum of N5 billion worth of civil servants’ ESUSU from him and turn their back at him. Interesting, but bros, the governor should have use the said money to pay the civil servants he is owing a backlog of salaries instead of throwing such huge amount of money in the air. Thomas, so you expect the governor to pay civil servants while his political enemies flourish?
Tell me, if you were in his shoe, what would you have done? I think there is need to change your malaria drugs. From what I am seeing, the former ones (Drug) are no longer effective.
Pardon my manners bros.
Good boy! next time, try to control your mouth’s running frequency. Especially if it had to do with elders.
Now back to business. Yahaya Bello and his Chief of staff actually miscalculated their priorities in the fight against their political enemy – Senator Dino Melaye. Thus, bribing the people of Kogi West whom he had left devastated emotionally was an error. Apparently, anything from the governor is equal to nothing.
Bros that reminds me, what was that drama between Senator Dino Melaye and the police in AREA 1 all about? Which Area 1 are you talking about? Abuja of course! Bros I heard some policemen actually tricked the Senator into believing that he was been taken to a court in Abuja for trial. But having noticed that he was been whisked away to Lokoja against his wish, he jumped out of a moving vehicle as alleged by the police. Do you believe the Nigeria Police? Bros, we don’t know what to believe anymore.
See Thomas, Nigeria police are not trust worthy at all. In fact, don’t trust your wife if she is a police officer. Even your most trusted and obedience children, once they have chosen the job of police officer, let go of your trust. How can someone jump out of a moving vehicle? Besides, Dino Melaye was actually arrested. So, where was he seated in the vehicle? At what speed was the vehicle moving before the alleged JUMP OUT?
Anyway, the Nigeria Senate had re-summoned police IG over the drama. He will explain the drama scene by scene. But my prayer is that, Babayomi should be invited also. Bros who is Babayomi? Babayomi was the heavy weight champion who stopped the police vehicle to see who was shouting for help in their (police) vehicle. Guess what, immediately the police sighted a very big muscled-wide-chest approaching them, they pushed Dino Melaye out of their (police) vehicle and zoomed off for safety.
Bros, so somebody can actually scare a well armed Nigeria police? Not really Thomas, what happened in this case was that, the muscle (Babayomi) that was approaching them can actually tow both the police and their vehicle at once. That sounds funny bros, but the police said it was hoodlums that aided his (Melaye) escape by blocking their vehicle. What do you expect from the police in such situation of hopelessness.
Bros, make we lif mata for Mathias. This Senator Dino Melaye’s saga. Do you think some unseen forces were behind the failed recall? Thomas, I must be honest with you, you are beginning to reason like an adult. Of course! There were great forces which stood behind the Senator even in his hospital bed. Forces like his former party, the People’s Democratic Party (PDP) described the recalled attempt as a product of internal crisis rocking the ruling All Progressive Party (APC), thereby, asking it’s members to desist from it.
Senate president Bukola Saraki also paid his dues during the whole saga. The strategic meetings that stalled the said recall in the name of court orders was held in Saraki’s house. The Senate members met and deliberately put INEC chairman under threats. You know he (INEC Boss) was formerly in charge of the Tertiary Institution Trust Fund (TITF) and series of financial misconduct was recorded during his tenure.
So the lawmakers simply asked him to withdraw the recall or face trial for all the corrupt scandals in TITF during his tenure. And you know what it means to have skeleton in one’s cupboard. The INEC chairman simply bow to pressure. That’s why it’s advisable for one to come to equity with clean hands. Moreover, they (Senate) also suspended plenary in order to visit Dino Melaye in the hospital. The moves which resulted into summoning Inspector General of Police had Saraki and his colleagues invading the National hospital Abuja. But few of the Senators were actually allowed access to where Melaye is.
Bros, if I heard you rightly, you said Saraki paid his dues. Yes Thomas. Dino Melaye was part of the caucus that plotted Saraki’s emergence as president of the Senate. As a matter of fact, Senator Dino Melaye single handedly suggested Bukola Saraki should sleep at the car park of the National assembly complex if he must access the upper chamber on the day of his election.
Nawaoo bros, politics in this part of the world has become a do or die affairs. How can a whole Senator sleep at the car park in the name of been elected Senate president?
Thomas! Thomas!! Thomas!!! How many times did I called you? Three times bros FM. Please don’t re-echo my voice so that my case will not become that of a welder who was whisked away since October 2017 for accusing Gov. Yahaya Bello (GYB) of diverting civil servants’ salaries to build his Okene mansion. Wait a minute. Did you just refer me as FM? Bros if there is any name to call you, I will do so without hesitation. How do you get your information? Have you been to Aso Rock before? Or you simply have informants in the Villa. Thomas I am not surprised at all. Because your life revolves around OGBOMOSHO here, you think everyone is like you. Have you traveled before? No. As a matter of fact, the only access you have to see a car is once in every four years. That is when the politicians are coming to deceive the villagers to vote for them. I just confirmed that you are a distinguished product of your name- Thomas- seeing is believing.
Let me round up my story. I have other things to do. The last forces that intervened for Dino Melaye is some members of his constituency in the house of representatives. These people had already indicated their interest to replace Melaye in 2019. But kicked vehemently against the recall. Thomas I will see you later…
Bros FM wait, wait. Don’t you think it is necessary to mobilize to go and ask Yahaya Bello to return the N5 billion? Let’s be patience for now. There is tension as we speak. Which tension bros? Uncle GYB is boiling for now. In fact, he zoomed off to Abuja without his driver immediately the result was announced. So Thomas, we need to be calm and strategize. Right now you cannot question him because of immunity. But the almighty PVC will. PVC will strip him of that Immunity in 2019. Then and only then we can invite Lions, hyenas and jackals to assist in retrieving our monies.
Though it’s all over in the digital media that Senator Dino Melaye was flown to Lokoja in an ambulance. But whatever happens, I Know he will laugh last. If he can defeat GYB and his cohorts while in comma, they will all fail again.
As for the governor, the failed recall exercise symbolises his failure come 2019. Abasi Nbok! He won’t even secure 5.34% vote in the next election.
God Bless the federal Republic of Nigeria
– Dr. John Paul
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